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inaptronym

From:

inaptronym

[from here]

Some of the best food is fried! But yeah, why not?

[think think, then OFFERS HAND]

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electricflock

[takes his hand with zero self-consciousness, yeah! holding hands with a new friend!]

Will still be trying something new and good! Have you had pygmadillo yet?

From:

inaptronym

[if you can't hold hands with your bros then who can you hold hands with

(not girls girls are scary)]

I haven't even heard of it! What is it?

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electricflock

Is animal that only lives here. Some get huge! Are like boar, but with leathery shells and they burrow underground.

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inaptronym

Huhh . . . and they're just runnin' around out there?

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electricflock

If you know where to find them. Are all kinds of animals to hunt in the woods.

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inaptronym

D'you hunt? I've never tried it, unless fishin' counts.

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electricflock

I hunt all the time. I also have um, snare line in the woods I check, but that only gets small stuff like squirrels and rabbit.

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inaptronym

Huh. That's still gotta be plenty helpful, though.

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electricflock

Yeah, is still food. Can make good stew if you get enough squirrels.

From:

inaptronym

[some genuine interest]

I didn't know you could make stew outta them . . .

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electricflock

Can fry them too. Squirrels eat good things so meat is good too.

From:

inaptronym

Is it hard to catch 'em?

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electricflock

With traps, is only matter of patience. I got my set from Red.

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inaptronym

Red is . . . uh, the shop guy, right? I think?

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electricflock

Yeah, the fox. Sometimes he charges really high prices, but can be good deals too.

From:

inaptronym

[from here;

There's a small swell of affection, and some genuine gratitude just for the offer itself]

We might be, you never know. But the offer goes both ways - I dunno how I could help, but I'd be willin' to.

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heavyliesthecrown

[Charmed. He is so different from how he outwardly appears.]

I would be quite honored if you would attend a couple of our performances.

The more support that Knights receives, the more resources and funds we are allotted.

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inaptronym

That's the name of your group? I'd be happy to go - I'll even bring some of my friends, they'd have a blast, too.

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heavyliesthecrown

Thank you! I will be sure to get you all tickets. I am positive the rest of my unit would find you charming and be glad to have you.

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inaptronym

[from here]

I'll make sure not to lose it!

[a brief bit of confusion . . . oh! Takes it :D]

Edited Date: 2024-04-02 05:54 pm (UTC)

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lustfall

Another point for us.

[hand holding!!!]

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inaptronym

[hand holding!!]

Some of 'em are real easy. Any others you wanna do?

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lustfall

Stabbing. And, or, undressing.

From:

inaptronym

Why is everyone so keen for stabbin' . . .

I'll do the undressin' one with you.

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lustfall

[giggles]

It's efficient, silly.

[starts unbuttoning his dress]

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inaptronym

Efficent ain't the word I'd use.

[but taking off his jacket, then unbuttoning his shirt. It didn't say how much so he's stopping there, but - he's got this spanning his back]

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lustfall

[slips out of the dress. Subito is built like a lanky teenager that's never worked out in their life. underneath his clavicle is a pale, coarse patch of skin, reminiscent of a particularly shoddy scrubbing. not exactly a scar, just different.]

What would would you use—

[INSTANTLY DISTRACTED at the sight of the dragon. claps his hands in delight]

It's the dragonfish!

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inaptronym

[oh right he also has a scar on the front of his chest, like this just healed more. The patch gets a curious look before he too gets distracted]

Yeah! Pretty cool, right?

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lustfall

Pretty cool. Wanna tell that story?

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inaptronym

Right. So, the story is a legend where I'm from, 'bout a koi fish transformin' into a dragon. A bunch of koi are swimmin' upstream and come to a waterfall, and while a lot of 'em just turn back, a few try to swim up it.

Eventually all of the koi give up except for one. It keeps trying to swim its way up and, when it finally gets to the top the gods reward it by turning it into a dragon.